Yeah I’m probably going to get grilled for this but whatever … i thought it was funny and wanted to share. Yes i already have a SB but its purely sexual arrangements so i don’t feel any particular commitment to her and like to keep poking around in case someone catches my attention.

So i talk with this girl yesterday, goth, cute and responsive. We do a video call, she seemed fun and invites me over. I agreed and after i was done with some work meetings head to her place. She says “she fell asleep” ghosted me literally at the door. I’m like whatever and move on. She later text me And tells me to come by in the morning that she was so sorry bla bla bla. I am like whatever i have time , i’m horny and bored. I offer to get her breakfast cus she says she has been eating badly. Now while I am trying to find her a vegan breakfast early in the morning, by chance i come by another profile that has her pic. Its a couples profile! Its her and a very derpy looking soyboy looking fella. I got hit by the biggest ICK ever. All i could think was : zero chance of me paying when i’ve seen who is hitting you for free 🤷‍♂️.