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r/succshaming

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When your succulents need to be knocked down a peg for not behaving and the best way to do that is blasting their shame on reddit.
Pile on to help whip them into shape.
(If a good plant parent asks, /us and give some advice to help their succulents stop being so shameful)

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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Which way is up? What The Succ!?!? but why tho? (rhetorical question, shame this plant) I'm not mad, just disappointed. It's doing this for attention I make my own rules succs gone wild this succs So dramatic Succulents of Wallmart
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to r/succshaming by h-paiva
1 year ago
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Idk what's going on
but why tho? (rhetorical question, shame this plant)
to r/succshaming by TheLittleKicks
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for The current state of my string of dolphins; er… string of rays? 🥴 image
The current state of my string of dolphins; er… string of rays? 🥴
So dramatic
to r/succshaming by Purplethrowaway144
1 year ago
Preview thumbnail for butthole starfish flower - but where's the stink?? image
butthole starfish flower - but where's the stink??
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
to r/succshaming by hispanglotexan
11 months ago
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Wrong way, idiot
It's doing this for attention
to r/succshaming by feminismandtravel
11 months ago
Preview thumbnail for My Christmas Cactus didn’t get the memo it’s May… image
My Christmas Cactus didn’t get the memo it’s May…
I make my own rules
to r/succshaming by _debunct
1 year ago
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Sorry I watered you that one time
to r/succshaming by TurdQueen
10 months ago
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It physically pains me 😔
to r/succshaming by TheLittleKicks
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Pachyphytum says, “to hell with your shade cloth, I need MORE sun.” image
Pachyphytum says, “to hell with your shade cloth, I need MORE sun.”
It's doing this for attention
to r/succshaming by quatch
6 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Reach out and touch someone, with your unstably tilted glochoid spine infested limbs. Removed from actual cage for repotting. image
Reach out and touch someone, with your unstably tilted glochoid spine infested limbs. Removed from actual cage for repotting.
It's doing this for attention
to r/succshaming by inaim
1 year ago
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Meet Quasimodo
Which way is up?
to r/succshaming by Aerys1
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for This guy is letting it's inner medusa flow free. image
This guy is letting it's inner medusa flow free.
I make my own rules
to r/succshaming by Kaexii
9 months ago
Preview thumbnail for All I asked was that it *try* to grow like the others. (My spirit plant) image
All I asked was that it *try* to grow like the others. (My spirit plant)
So dramatic
to r/succshaming by Mr_Fuzzo
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Bollocks! Why?! Can you behave normally???? image
Bollocks! Why?! Can you behave normally????
succs gone wild
to r/succshaming by Mr_Fuzzo
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for These little BUTTheads lived with me for a year and nada. I gave them to a friend, and two weeks later, look what’s happening! image
These little BUTTheads lived with me for a year and nada. I gave them to a friend, and two weeks later, look what’s happening!
I'm not mad, just disappointed.
to r/succshaming by loki_pepper12
10 months ago
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Grow roots you bastard!
this succs
to r/succshaming by haybails720
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for D e c e p t i o n image
D e c e p t i o n
to r/succshaming by SaintOphelia
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Listen. This might be the best you've looked in years, but the neighbors basically have giant aloe forests on their balconies. I need you to get on their level. image
Listen. This might be the best you've looked in years, but the neighbors basically have giant aloe forests on their balconies. I need you to get on their level.
It's doing this for attention
to r/succshaming by ibelieveingravity
1 month ago
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Why do you hate me?
to r/succshaming by haybails720
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Bought a sad succulent from Petco yesterday and named him Carter. Leaves have been dropping so I will start shaming him immediately image
Bought a sad succulent from Petco yesterday and named him Carter. Leaves have been dropping so I will start shaming him immediately
Succulents of Wallmart
to r/succshaming by haybails720
10 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Lady at the craft fair: “this Jade will grow one in inch a year”. Its only been 4 years and now it’s growing babies. I don’t have anymore bigger pots image
Lady at the craft fair: “this Jade will grow one in inch a year”. Its only been 4 years and now it’s growing babies. I don’t have anymore bigger pots
I make my own rules
to r/succshaming by ibelieveingravity
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for You shameful box of props. Why don't you like me? image
You shameful box of props. Why don't you like me?
to r/succshaming by ibelieveingravity
1 month ago
Preview thumbnail for I just bought you, hand mixed the soil, hand painted your pot so you'd feel loved and welcomed, and now less than a week later you've lost more than half your leaves and counting. image
I just bought you, hand mixed the soil, hand painted your pot so you'd feel loved and welcomed, and now less than a week later you've lost more than half your leaves and counting.