Hello sluts, whores, fucktoys, and perverts!

It may not be as much a surprise as it was one year ago, but it's time for Reddit's annual /r/bestof2019 event. Every December, Reddit admins give moderators a whole slew of Reddit Coins to distribute.

Assuming they don't kick us all out instead and let us do this event again, we will have a whopping 30,000 Reddit Coins to hand out to the sluts who contributed the most this year to make /r/stupidslutsclub the sexiest, stupidest place on Reddit.

There will be three winners per category: the most voted nominee will get 1x platinum (1 month of premium); the second most voted will get 2x gold (2 weeks of premium); and the third most voted will get 1x gold (1 week of premium).

Whatever is left will be distributed to those of you who nominated the winners in each category and/or otherwise contributed to make SSC the best slut-positive community ever.

The categories we've chosen this year are:

• Best mall challenge run. This is it. The signature challenge of the sub. Who had the sluttiest, most memorable, best time at the mall this year?

• Best special event/seasonal challenge run. We didn't have as many special events as we had hoped, but I know I'm still feeling the effects of this year's March Madness challenges even after all this time. Some other challenges that could be included here are the Valentine's Day mall challenge, my revenge challenge, and the Halloween challenge. Whose single-day outing stood out the most?

• Best first-time slut. The first steps on a slut's path to complete and utter depravity take a lot of courage and deserve to be celebrated!

• Best spontaneous act of sluttery. You don't always plan on being a slut. Being a slut just, uh, finds a way.

• Best aspirational act of sluttery. Sometimes a slut comes along whose exploits are so awe-inspiring that they make you want to become a better slut.

• Best stupidly dangerous or incredibly risky act of sluttery. I mean, we ended up in the stupid sluts club for a reason...

• Best crash and burn. This one is for /u/alicetrouble. As with the category above, sometimes things don't work out and you get burned because of it in a way that might more seriously affect your life. Consider this a prize to try and make a slut feel better about what happened because of a negative consequence. (Note that there needs to be actual consequences involved that aren't fixed right away for this to count!)

Please submit your nominations by replying to the top-level comments below with a link to a submission or comment made on or between January 1 and December 31, 2019, or vote on nominations by upvoting them!

A few guidelines:

• You can nominate anyone but yourself.

• You can nominate up to two submissions per category, but make sure that you do so with separate comments and avoid repeating any already nominated.

• Each submission is only eligible to win in one category; if the same submission is nominated in multiple categories, only the most voted (percentage-wise among the nominees) will be taken into consideration.

• Winners will be announced at some point in January.