I'm not the best writer... please be patient with me and I'll try to keep this short and to the point.

So I'm sitting at a bar on Friday night having a beer.. alone.( It's become kind of ritual for me to hit this bar after work on Friday's and have a beer or two). I'm working on my second beer when I feel two hands begin to caress my sides. I turn, bottle in hand ready to have my first bar brawl and I'm greeted by an adorable smiling face.

She's about 5'4", blonde (has her hair in a bun)and round cheeks. Her white tank top is almost too tight and her jeans are so snug they look like they were drawn on her legs. Her eyes are almost comically big and blue but they're focused.

As soon as our eyes meet she begins to sing my praises, telling me how handsome I am. Her hands roaming all over my body as she speaks.. She wants to hang out and have fun...between the unexpectedness of the situation, her perfectly round B or C cup breasts and impossibly tight ass bouncing around... I'm at a loss for words..she tries to pull me off my stool....then....let's me know her husband is outside... I snap back to reality and tell her I'm going to finish my beer now..

She lingers a bit, smiles and let's me know it was nice meeting me then leaves.. I catch her look back over once more and raise my beer and then she's gone..

It's funny how these moments find you when you least expect it. It's the times when you're in your own world, enjoying yourself.. not looking for anything... anywho I missed out.. sorry about my crap writing but what do y'all think? Please feel free to roast me 😂