Sluts, whores, fucktoys:

It's time to move on to the next stage of the Stupid Sluts Club 2024 Slut Bingo Challenge.

Over the past 10 days, we've been voting to determine the ranking of the 20 whores who participated in the first round of our challenge. The original plan was to use this ranking to narrow them down to 14, but only 12 have responded and are now ready for round two. They will be joined by a 13th slut who was late with her story but cleared the board and submitted her vote.

The top three sluts are getting a bye on this round and are already qualified for round three. The remaining 10 will be paired according to their performance and go head to head, with the best advancing to round three:

• [1] /u/EveTheSlut (bye)
• [8] /u/chloesubmits vs. /u/emilys_alt
• [5] /u/PerfumedKangaroo vs. /u/LadyK199
• [4] /u/yourfavouriteebimbo vs. /u/rswkinkyacct
• [3] /u/EnigmaticBOMSiren (bye)
• [6] /u/RoughAffectionate739 vs. /u/DaisyColoredUnicorn
• [7] /u/AdSweet555 vs. /u/Batmans_Dirty_Undies
• [2] /u/lauren_4a (bye)

SLUT BINGO, ROUND TWO:

In round one, we had a total of 60 different tasks, each of which appeared in 10 different bingo cards. At the end of round one, however, I noticed that there were five tasks that had not been attempted by any of the 20 sluts who submitted stories:

• Fuck a group of strangers (three or more)
• Fuck in a registered landmark monument
• Go out to a club or party and say yes to everything that comes your way
• Dangerous Liaison: Seduce and fuck someone you absolutely should not — this is a terrible idea that will not end well for you
• Unicorn Adventure: Proposition a couple into having their very first threesome

So that is your round two challenge: a mini bingo card with only those five tasks — and everyone gets the same card.

The rules:

1. Post your story as a single submission, not five different ones
2. Do it before midnight UTC on Tuesday, May 21 (that's exactly two weeks from now)
3. Have fun and be the most outrageous stupid slut you can be!