Sluts, whores, fucktoys:

It's the first week of March—and if you still know what that means, congratulations. You've been in a Stupid Sluts Club for a while.

For the rest of you, March was the when, in the long, long ago time of before COVID-19, we came together to participate in a month-long, multi-stage slut-off extravaganza: the Stupid Sluts Club March Madness.

I've seen comments recently to the effect of "engagement is down" and "fuck you and your stupid 'community'; I hope you get an STD." I've also been feeling very antsy and fighting (not very effectively) a growing urge to spend the next several weeks getting completely and absolutely wrecked.

This is my personal invitation for you to join me in doing just that.

Someone mentioned a Slut Bingo and I liked that idea. What I'm thinking at this point is that we need to come up with, say, 10 sets of 10 discrete slutty challenges. That's 100 ideas in total. Each set, or Slut Bingo Card would be comprised of:

• 6 regular SSC-level slutty challenges;
• 3 hardcore even-for-SSC-this-is-insane-level slutty challenges; and
• 1 Alice-would-approve-, definitely-crossing-a-line-you-can't-come-back-from-level slutty challenge.

Those of you who want to join me would get randomly assigned a Slut Bingo Card with a randomly selected set of challenges. If you don't like your card, maybe you can trade it or get a new one, although there would have to be some kind of consequence. No one in their right mind would actually complete the full card, of course, but anyone crazy enough to do so within—let's say—two weeks, would automatically qualify for the next round. For the rest, there would be some kind of voting process, like in previous March Madness editions.

For now, this is:

1. An open call for slutty challenge ideas for all three levels outlined above.
2. A soft call for expressions of interest in participating in a few weeks of debasement and utter depravity, just so that I know how many of you to expect. No pressure, but both the 2018 and the 2019 editions had the participation of 21 eager sluts!

LIST OF CHALLENGE IDEAS SO FAR (unranked, tbd):

• fuck a stranger within an hour
• fuck a group of strangers (3 or more)
• gangbang in a public location
• run up a tab, pay with sex
• fuck sb you've known for years but never fucked before
• fuck sb with whom you interact daily but never fucked before
• fuck sb who you know is completely off-limits
• fuck sb in a public bathroom and lick their cum/squirt/wtv off the floor
• rim job
• golden shower
• cum walk
• mall challenge
• seduce (and fuck) sb while working out, at the workout venue
• proposition a couple, fuck either or both of them
• masturbate in a shady public location
• fuck a stranger for money [irl-only, no prior interaction/negotiation, insultingly low price point of no more than 10x the local price of a McMeal at McDonalds (or equivalent combo meal)]
• no bc/condoms for the duration of the challenge