I feel like having a little chuckle, so for my socially awkward girlies (or the baddies just having and off night) what’s some dumb or awkward shit you’ve just blurted out because you couldn’t think of anything better to say?

I’ll go first 😂 guy who did several cabanas “wow that was great. thanks for letting me be a pervert” me, who was not having a good time: “thanks for paying for it” guy: “oh” me: 🤦‍♀️

guy who cried during a dance (not in a bad way but anyway) “wow that was really nice thank you, sorry about that” me: i guess this is an awkward time to ask if you want to keep going? guy: “…… yeah uh. i’m okay” me: “well you can still tip me for doing a good job :)” guy: “……….. you did do a good job okay” everyone i’ve told that i said that too has been cracking up

and when i’m just really off my game and can’t think of anything to talk about sometimes guys will comment on me not saying much or being awkward and i’ll just be like “i’m sorry i can just leave” and they’ll usually be like omg no but i’ll just be folding into my soul and dying