Wazzup y’all- I’ve been bored recently and doing some creative writing in the locker room for the past few days. It started out as short stories about the strip club but somehow morphed into fanfic. Oh well, my 13 year old Wattpad-obsessed self never left I guess. But anyways, this shit is GOOD and has been a great creative outlet for me.

The premise is this for each story: celebrity crushes of mine keep coming into my club and I lose my marbles. I fan-girl internally, but outwardly act like I’m too cool for school 😎

If anyone wants me to write a ship for them I can dm you a short personal fanfic👯‍♀️ just tell me your crush (fictional or celebrity) and a brief description of what your club looks like inside. Obv don’t give details of location away, but just the general image.

Cheers!!! I’ll be headed to work in a couple hours