I was smoking just thinking, what type of man has to be paid to be with a woman?? Not any straight ones, which lead me to my theory that pimps are down low.

Like everything they do just doesn’t align with a hetro male.

Example 1: Having to be paid to be with a woman. That’s just crazy. Men have moved mountains to be with a woman with nothing in return so the thought of a straight man having to be paid to be around a girl is crazy.

Example 2: Not being affectionate/loving towards their woman. Most pimps make you finance them before even touching you. Like what straight man doesn’t want to hug his woman or cuddle with them? Pimps will say this is square behavior but i believe this to be normal behavior for a man who fancies a lady.

Example 3: Pimps up, Hoes down aka Bros before hoes. Basically saying “I prefer to be around men rather then the women.”

Example 4: They encourage you to be with other men. I don’t know any hetro man that’s mentally healthy that wants his lady sleeping with strange men. I feel as though most pimps wish they could be a woman & live in there truth of wanting to be with other men so they live vicariously through the woman they exploit.

In conclusion, pimps are gay low budget sugar babies. Ladyssss please dodge these people like the plague.