Take these as a little treat since my brain is kinda broken.

♡ Need your first place? Deposit income weekly for 3-6 months. Print the bank statements and highlight the total deposited income. You can also have clubs write letters that estimate your monthly income as another proof of income source.

♡ “Rent should help your credit!” It literally can. SELF has a free service that connects to your bank and reports your rent payments to the credit bureaus. Yes it’s real, I use it myself and it shows up in my credit history.

♡ When buying a car do NOT go to some hole in the wall shop. Try to get a pre approved loan through the bank and take it into your dealership. And for the love of god do not buy expensive cars if you are not making TONS of money. I cannot stress this enough. The maintenance for those vehicles is insane, it isn’t just the car payment and insurance.

♡ Wet n wild color icon eyeliner is $1 and works amazing. Make sure you get an eyeliner specific sharpener for it. I’ve used it as a makeshift lip liner and brow pencil. It’s like butter, I swear.

♡ Setting spray & Fixing spray are two different things. Setting spray helps melt the makeup together. Fixing spray keeps it in place. The ingredient that makes fixing spray “set” your makeup to your face is butane (alcohol, lol).

♡ When looking for foundation, concealer, and primers make sure you’re not mixing silicone and water based makeup. It will not work, it’s oil and water (basically). Make sure they all match.

♡ Acne scarring? One to two microneedling treatments will most likely take care of it. Go to a reputable esthetician when getting it done and keep the needle size short. It’ll reduce the fine lines, wrinkles, and acne scarring without Botox.

♡ Building an hourglass body? Not sure how to thicken up? Progressive overload Cardio Caloric surplus. I always tell people cornbread and red bean n rice helped. Because it did. Stair master was amazing cardio for me because it still targeted my legs.

♡ Yoga twice a day. Once in the morning to wake your body up, once at night to make it sleep. If you’re wanting to increase flexibility try a 10-20 minute routine after warming up.

♡ Dollar General couponing is easy as fuck, all the coupons are digital, and you can find the combos and deals online. Get your ass up on a Saturday and go get that $5 off $25 deal. * ♡ If you’re a stripper without a career but don’t make enough currently for school etc… look up “workforce training” and check the catalogs. Many community colleges offer training for free and you will have a case manager assigned to you to help you pay for college.

♡ PLEASE invest in health insurance. It is the only reason I can currently afford the medication and testing I need. Just one of my medications every two weeks before insurance is $150. After insurance I pay $7. You may think you don’t need it but you do not know what life is going to hit you with.

♡ You have to be willing to help yourself before anyone will help you. This means doing things you don’t really like. Get over it.

♡ You need a fully stocked pantry. This includes cheap canned goods, instant potatoes and pancake mix. Anything can happen and I promise having it will help you on a rainy day. It will also absolutely be helpful with inflation.

♡ The box outfits you’re buying for $20-30 from these online stores are on shein for $3. You’re welcome. Stop wasting your money.

♡ There are free courses for almost every subject online. There are FREE videos on passive income, stripping etc. It’s up to you to use these resources to further yourself.

♡ Groupon is your friend. Go get that spa day going on for the low low.

♡ You do NOT need any magic pussy potion blaster 3000. And that shit they’re selling y’all to “get rid of hip dips” is fake. You should be cleansing yourself with warm water and a gentle i scented soap, never inside. There should not be any foul smell. A mild smell is okay and normal. I recommend eating yogurt here and there for the probiotics.

♡ Many of the girls you meet that have LV bags and shit in the club are buying them from DHGate to appear a certain way. Bags do not equate to wealth. A lot of them are struggling to pay rent and survive off of fast food, buzz balls, and coke. I promise you looks ain’t everything. M