“I’m just here to drink/hang out/chill…”

“Not now, maybe later.”

“I’m good for right now…”

“I don’t do lap dances.”

“I’m just waiting for a friend…”

“How old are you?”

“Is that your real name?”

“Where are you from?” “Yeah, but like, where, though?”

“Where do you live?” “Yeah, but like, what part of _______…?”

“You’re so fake…”

“Are you into girls?”

“What are you doing after this?”

“How much for the full service?”

“I want your pussy…”

“How much for pussy?”

“How much for bj/to suck my dick/for head?”

“Can we kiss/make out?”

“Can I go down on you?”

“I have a foot fetish…”

“Why aren’t there any girls on stage?”

“Why is it so slow/dead?”

“Is it always like this?”

“What are you gonna do when you can’t dance anymore?”

“You look like my daughter.”

“You look like my ex.”

“You don’t have to do this…”

“You’re better than this…”

“Why is it so boring in here?”

“Why are there only a few girls here?”

“Why are there so many girls here?”

“Do you take discounts?”

“Can I get a refund?”

“I don’t have cash on me…”

“I respect you TOO MUCH to get a dance from you…”

“I respect all you girls TOO MUCH to pay you…”

“You’re average-looking.”

“Do you even work here?”

“Why do you look like that?”

“I don’t like the song that’s playing.”

“How much money do you make?”

“We’re not into dances.”

“I’m broke.”

“I don’t have any money.”

“I’m not really a tipper like that…”

“I don’t even go to strip clubs.”/“I’m not a strip club guy.”

“How come you don’t sell alcohol here?”

“Are all the girls friends here?”

“Where’s so-and-so? Is she working tonight?”

“Why are your boobs so small?”

“Are you even a woman?”

“Do you do private parties/meetups/house calls?”

“What’s your ethnicity/background?” “what are you?”

“That’s too expensive…”

“Hell no, I’m not paying for a bitch—“

Haggling: (example: At my club, one dance is $30.) “Can you do it for 20?”

“I want to marry you/take you out/get to know you/fly you out…”

“You’re too pretty/smart/nice/sweet/innocent/beautiful/classy, to work here.”

“How much to fuck you?”

“Do you have any friends who are down to fuck?”

“What is a lap dance?”

“What’s in a lap dance?”

“What goes down in the V.I.P.?”

“I need to see if you’re any good first…”

“What can I get for $5, $10, $15, $20…?”

“Do you smoke (weed)?”

“Wanna smoke after?”

“What color are your eyes?”

“You’re so hot, why do you work in a place like this?”

“What if I told you, you’re too pretty to work here? How about I take you out of here… I would like to take you out… get to know you…”

“Why do you work HERE? Why not work in Vegas, Miami, ATL…?”

“I could put you on to some real money…”

“Come stay with me. I have houses for all my hoes… They’re very well taken care of.”

“Will you come home with us?”

“Come with us. We do porn…”

“Why are you so tall?!”

“Yeah, but what’s your REAL name?”

“That’s not even your real name…”

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