TL;DR Drunk guy at club tries to be sleezy on girls at work and got his karma.

A very lonely sleeze bag customer got too plastered at the club to the point they cut him off at the bar

Typically, you’d leave after bar cuts you. But nope this lizard stayed in the club to move onto his next course of action: which was to try to convince any stripper to ‘go home’ with him.

The girls entertained it, sold him the full fantasy of “SUUUURE I’ll go home with you for 300 dollars”. All because he was so dweeby he kept willingly giving out his debit card and insisting to withdraw money to any girl who said SURE. (The state I’m in has an ATM limit; so don’t worry it was impossible to rack it up)

The perfect scenario for us 😈✨We entertained it. He was gross, breath dry, kept trying to drag his crusty lips on us, his body wobbled in his chair like a snake dancing to a flute song as he said “oH bABy yOuRe a GoDDeSS I WoULd eAT yOU oUT. Can I kiSS yOU”

Absolute disgust.

He was drunk and couldn’t get more booze from the bar. But an empty vessel of a man who needs to fill a void WILL find a way to fill a void. He asked me to get him coke. So I did what any great customer service personnel does and said SURE THING! give me $60 😈 So I went to the back got out my bag and crushed up some solid form toothpaste and advil. Wrapped it in a $1 bill and said have fun. In the end, each girl left as the money slowed down until he stopped shelling out money. Nobody went home with him. We all made a bag. And had a funny story to tell