Last night I saw a customer sitting at the bar. He was visibly disabled and no other dancers approached him. I think that kind of behavior is GROSS. Men with disabilities want to be entertained and I’m here to entertain anyone who wants my services (within reason obviously lol). So I’m sitting at the bar with him a few mins. My toe kept accidentally bumping something that felt wet? I thought maybe the metal from the bar stool was just cold or something? Thought I was trippin.

After some small talk I ask if he’d like a dance. He was so excited and took me back immediately. I went to start doing my lil dance but my thigh grazed his pants and they were full on SOAKING WET. I jumped up looking like I saw a ghost. He told me his pants hadn’t finished drying in the dryer and apologized. I could tell by the way the pants felt that he was most likely telling the truth. I still wasn’t taking any chances, I said “look babe I can’t do a dance for you in wet pants”. He ended up trying to negotiate with me and I agreed to dance in front of him without touching him for 3 songs. I didn’t touch him, he didn’t touch me. Which he complained about but still enjoyed. I told him that no other girl in the building would go back for a dance with him with wet pants and he was lucky I was even willing to work with him. At the end I told him to come back in with dry pants for a real lap dance.

Ew… Y’all just ew… Needless to say I took a baby wipe hand sanitizer bath in the dressing room immediately after. I still feel so disgusted that someone would come in with soaking wet fucking pants on. I’ve never even considered this a possibility. Jesus Christ. pants check has now been added to my list to vet clients. The customer before him feverishly sniffed my armpits idk wtf was going on last night.