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Omfg....y'all
15 min VIP with a nice and gentle customer, barely touched me at this point. I do my signature move which is to stand on the couch and bend over in front of them, shake my ass in their face and then I plop down in a reverse straddle.
Well, when I bent over and spread my cheeks I fucking farted in his face. The worse part is it was one of those farts that you dont feel coming, it just slipped out my ass. Silent but DEADLY. I just tried to wave it away LMAOO. I definitely smelled it, if he smelled it he didn't say anything.
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Still made a bag tho 💰🙌🏽
Lmfaooo poor guy at least he didn't smell it
I read "doo doo in there" in dick Gregory's voice 😫😫💀💀😭😭🤣🤣
I read "doo doo in there" in dick Gregory's voice 😫😫💀💀😭😭🤣🤣
That happens to me. I do flooreork and a guy liked the fart sound my back makes 🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭🤣😂
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Between you and the OP I am crying laughing. "I farted in the midst of trying to make my sale" has me in tears 😫😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omggg how did you play off the fake laughing? Did it fit in the conversation or was it just a laugh out of no where ? 😭 my dumb ass literally waved the stink away in his fucking face 🤦🏽♀️