“You’re fat” -> “Calling me fat won’t make you feel less insecure about your body and lackluster personality.”

If they laugh at me at all I just say “oh what are we laughing about ☺️☺️✨ is it something you can tip me for? I bet it is!!”

Any comment about how my prices are too much etc etc ” -> “you can just say you can’t afford me. It’s okay.”

Bitch is met with “dont call me by your moms name, that’s weird.”

Anytime I get fat shamed, I laugh and say "at least my man's got something to grab on to."

And walk away. Some guys get off on comebacks and your reactions so I walk away. Don't waste time on losers.

Only exception is if it's a group and they're all negging to impress each other. I neg him right back. The guy gets confused and he cannot get mad especially when his friends are laughing. He'd look an idiot then.

I just laugh loudly, flip the hair, and walk away. It makes it look like we were having a good time to other potential customers. I'm there to make money not to give away free energy on men who I wouldn't step on for free.

I usually ignore, but if the customer is ugly, broke, obese, or funky I am quick with comebacks. Had a customer (Aka keloid face) yelling from the bar complaining cause we wouldn't do pole tricks for his funky dollar. I told him to go put some pleasers on a do his own pole tricks. Then this overweight and goofy customer tried to crack a corny joke, and I said don't you go home and hump your mattress??? He was speechless, he forgot he told me he humps his mattress. 🤣

Once a guy was mad bc I asked for a tip, so he threw $2 on stage with some snarky comment about begging.  As soon as I got off stage I went over and tossed it back at him while walking past, saying, "I think you need this more than I do."  Sashay away.

It felt SO GOOD and I've used that line a few times since then, but only if they're pissing me off bc I do still want to keep whatever they have in their wallet even if it's only $2 lol.

“Oh, ew you’re one of THOSE guys?” No explanation just walk away lol