So I travel between four clubs in my general area (~150 miles area) and I give out a fake number to dudes who buy rooms or spend.

Anyway- it has been a slow season and I have about 50 numbers in my list and decided to mass text everyone asking about their life. One guy said he missed me so I told him of course to see me at XYZ.

Bruh this man then books an entire vacation to see me. Hotel right next to the club- and so I gave him an travel advice for the city and a cool list of places to go. I don’t even remember his name. I had to get my friend to ask him at the club to know.

He calls me before I go to work and expects me to visit his hotel. Mind you- I never once said I would meet him outside the club. I make something up and he is sad but says he still might visit me. Lol…

Still shows up at the club with cookies… got me a new sex toy and plenty of cash to blow. Got my rooms but then he drunkenly at the end of the night exclaims that I probably wouldn’t go to his hotel at the end of the night because he’s just an old man. And that I wasted an opportunity to make double (lost $$ to the club)

Well… 😜 I went home chillin without old man dick that night.

The end