Whenever I hear this, I wonder how many times the guy thought he was, but in actuality, he wasn't. Bc I'm here to tell you men REGULARLY rub anywhere from my pubic bone up to right below my belly button in circles like they found the clit. And if they're paying for a dance... I fkn let em. Sure buddy, fake moan that feels so good. When I tell you this has happened to me hundreds of times, I'm in no way exaggerating. So, I honestly giggle to myself anytime something like the title of this post is said here bc there's a chance that they're just as dumb as their stories.

We're not going to even unpack that most of the time this happens after I directly state they aren't allowed to touch pussy. So I have no qualms taking that extra tip for something that didn't actually happen.

ETA: I thought it would be obvious that I mean when over-the-panties play is mentioned. Clearly, if you're two digits deep, you're probably not very lost. That's also not the clit though, hun.

ETA #2: Yes, I know that some other dancers allow XYZ. I never mentioned anything about that in this post. How I run my business is not how everyone does. That doesn't affect me in the slightest. However, it seems some men here are pretty upset that I don't do what they would like during a dance. So I guess it's a good thing I'm not dancing for you, isn't it? Attacking me personally isn't going to get you anywhere. If you have no problems getting what you want, then why would either of us change how we conduct ourselves? This post was strictly meant to be funny and honest. If you have some grumpy feelings, go speak to a therapist about it, please.

You also don't know what I do at clubs when I'm on the customer side, so don't go making a ton of assumptions.