So i kid you not, this literally just happened. (A little backstory, there was a grindr profile a few months ago that was literally 12m away, and my straight housemate was the only one home that night, so i tried messaging the profile even sent some saucy pics to no avail, so i thought it mustve been a glitch and the profile wasnt actually my housemate, a few months later i also caught him watching me wank through my door one night but he claims he doesnt remember) So Ive gotten home from work, i currently have 3 housemates, one (with split personalites, and mental problems and this and that) im in the process of trying to evict, hes just caused issues with everyone. He tried calling the police on our straight housemate (one so straight that he is misogynistic, homophobic, narcissistic, worships andrew tate, a crypto bro etc) . So when i got home tonight, evicted housemate is taking his stuff to wherever he has to go and straight housemate is drunk and celebrating his eviction. Anyway ive gone to my room after everyone said they were going to bed when. Just sitting in shorts, scrolling mindlessly through tiktok when suddenly my door opens. My straight housemate walks in completely naked, dripping wet with just a towel covering his junk. Im stunned and confused. He closes the door and he has a serious look on his face. Im thinking hes had an issue with the evictee while showering and has come in to have a bitch about the housemate but instead says "you know you messaged me on grindr right?". I am still stunned, cause this beefy hunk of a man is naked in my room telling me it was him on grindr. He proceeds to flop on my bed, still fully naked and proceeds to tell me hes had nothing but bad experiences on grindr and hes only had one good fuck with a guy who had 8". He then tells me he remembers the pics i sent him and that i have a really nice cock and would love to take it. This whole time im thinking hes just bluffing, hes just messing with me. So i try to call his bluff. I get on my knees and whip out my dick thinking he'll back down, but instead he grabs it and starts stroking. He then gets up on all fours and backs himself onto my dick. I stop him so i can get my pants off as quickly as possible. He has the roundest hairest ass I have ever seen. We had to lube up but it slid in easy (hes definitely done this before), we fuck for a couple minutes and hes watching himself in my tv screen. he says he looks good (theres that narcissism) and would love to see my cock going inside him. Im shocked once more and i ask if he means he wants me to film it to which he agrees, i kid you not i got my phone out so quick (so yes, there is footage) i also introduce him to poppers and he loves it. We fuck on and off for 20 minutes, him moaning and telling me he loves it. I slap his ass as hard as possible and pull his hair. He loves that too. But after 20 mins he says he needs a break and he wants to go get his phone to show me a video of him getting fucked. Unfortunately thats where my story ends as he ends up passing out in bed. So yeh, who knows knows if this will ever happen again, cause he loves fucking women but im here if ever wants to get dicked down again