************The Last Order************ A soldier , caught in a war he doesn't wanna be in , finds an ancient artifact that gives him super powers

The powers to command people l He has a commanding officer , she is really beautiful

But she is mean to him

With his new found powers he starts commding her

Commanding everyone

Enemy friend everyone

He ends the war

Everyone on earth loves each others

Everybody on earth loves him

Suddenly

People starts dying mysteriously

Killing themselves

Throwing themselves from bridges by the hundreds

Hanging from swings in parks

And choking on bananas

He is at his new throne

Found in the UN

He unified the world

And he has the girl he loved with him

Sucking on his banana

And they tell him what's happenin

People are dying sir!!

He says idc

Idgaf

Suddenly

The girl get up

Go to the window

And throw herself

From the 100th floor

He goes noooo

Stop her

And all of his soldiers follow her

Then of thousands

Jumps from that window

The pile of bodies is so high its almost a cushin

Anyone can jump and won't get hurt because it's too high

Turns out making everyone happy and obedience is not the way to live

People die from being too happy

Life is this perfect mixture from being sad of happy

Take one for too long, and the will to exist dies

He learned that the hard way

He went to his room

Cursed the hour he found that artifact

He looks at it

At the bottom

It has weird ancient assyrian writing

He managed to translate it

It reads as follow:

"you who wield this stone beware its powers, life is not about commanding everyone ,if you want to free the people. And free yourself , look in the mirror , and you know what to do.

He cries

Everyone he loves is dead

Takes a gun

And tries to shoot himself

He can't

He goes to his big bedroom mirror

And says you are pussy !!! You are a coward !!! And selfish !! Kill yourself !!

And that was the last order he ever gave

The end ...