Once upon a time there was a pirate called captain Big Banana

He had a banana on his hat

And had a pet monkey called monty

Captain big banana and Monty roam the sea with there crew

They were adventurous , always seeking the next big adventure

But the British navy didn't like that, especially Sir cantenjoy

He hunted them madly , because captain big banana stole his wife

With his big banana , sorry his nice words.

They loved each other a lot

But that didn't last

One day while roaming the sea

The pirate scout spots a couple of ships

British manowars..

And captain big banana ordered his crew to prepare for battle

Told his mistress to hide in the cellar

The manowars approach

50 cannons each

Start blasting

And the ship starts to sink

He rushes to the cellar to get his mistress out , but the cellar door is jammed

She told him it's ok, you go and leave me

And he be like sure whatever bye bitch lol idc

She cries

He says he could never do that

He tries to open the door with all his might , Monty tries to help

But they can't

His hand get stuck and he can't break free

The ship starts to sink fast

Orders the crew to abandon ship

They say we won't leave you captain!!

He says go you fools , that's an order

Starts shooting at them

So they leave

The ship is sinking

Fast

And Nancy, his mistress is drowning

Eventually they both are

She approachs him under water

Looks in his eyes ,

And through the gap she kisses him

Suddenly she pulls a sword and chops his stuck hand

And she swims to the back of the cellar

She drowns... And he cries,

Finally manages to break the cellar door

Gets her body

And swims up with her

He lays her dead body on some broken wood pallets

And there is nothing in sight

He is losing blood. His hand is cut off

Looks around and finally he saw weird looking creatures ,

Them he passes out

Wakes up and finds himself on a weird island

All women

Mermaids

But they leave at this gorgeous island

And they asks about Nancy

And they say they buried her

He goes to her grave

And swear revenge on sir cantenjoy

He asks the mermaid for help

He needs a ship

Say they don't have any

But they have a special potion

If he drinks it he becomes a mermaid, with super human strength

But it comes at a great cost

He takes the potion and drinks it anyway

He didn't care about the cost

All he cared about was revenge

Suddenly, his hand regenerates , and his wounds all heal

And he sets out to take his revenge

Sir cantenjoy mansion on fatmo island in the Bahamas

He goes there

Slays all the gaurds

And goes to sir cantenjoy room

He found him drinking

He looks at him

Tells him oh it's you

You come here for me I know

She is dead isn't she? Nancy ...

He says yes

And sir cantenjoy starts to cry

He says it breaks my heart that she is

But if I can't have her,no man will

Come on , kill me , this life is worthless anyway

And he looks at him

And chops his head with a single blow

Captain big banana then goes

Swims across the seas

Finds a rock and sits on it

The sun is rising

He is tiredn

He needs to rest

He rests his head on the rock behinds him

And go for final sleep

Legend says till this

If you pass that rock near the fatmo island

You can still see his petrified body clinching to sir cantenjoy head

The end