As I was waiting for the boarding call, I thought never in my entire life would I be game enough to have a coffee before boarding. So I thought, why not I’ll go grab a large coffee with 3 shots..

I drank the coffee quickly while in the boarding line before going on the plane.

Oh boy.. it’s the new year and I’m living on the edge now.

While on the tarmac, waiting and waiting to get clearance for lift off. I can feel it, as we start taking off I can feel it. It’s almost all over, the chair is going to cop it. So I hold and hold, aching and then as we’re almost steady I get up and bolt. I destroyed the toilet good, everyone at the back heard.

The relief. I walked out and literally bombed the toilet within the first minutes of the flight. The back 4 rows could smell it and all looked at me with a revolted look.

Thank you for reading. I’ll do this again sometime soon, and see if my belly can hold on much longer.