I have been living here for months but ever since the summer when neighbors are spending more time outside, I realize my neighborhood is more and more sketchy every day. Canadian cities are pretty safe, but this place definitely hits… different.

Yesterday I saw a really large cis man walking down the street eating a bag of chips and a hard-on in his underwear and flip flops.

... I cannot make this up... I cannot unsee it...

Update: Apparently my roommate has seen him too and he’s not always hard but he definite regularly out here in his underwear snacking or smoking. She works late and one night came back at 2am and this mofo was just walking behind her taking a lap. Jesus Christ.