So idk if this is the place to post this, but I have a German Shepard/bloodhound named waterbaby, she's a little over a year old, and she looks a bit like a drug dog but her ears droop like she started to really really like the job. So today she stole the mail man's Taser, and brought it to me as he hauled ass outta here. I didn't quite see her take it from him, I was coming around the back of the house, but she definitely took it straight from him. I want to add a bit more of her criminal history as well for context, she's a year and a half old, in that year and a half, she is banned from all of my friends houses, and for good reason, she ate a hole through the bathroom door, then ate the sink cabinet door off as well at one of my friends houses (my ex had her and was staying there at the time) no idea what was in that cabinet, but it looked like fucking monti mole got his hands on some addys and picked a straight line and went in it. She ate a firearm, not one that was sitting in the open neither, it was put up high on the fridge, amongst a million other things including dog treats, so she knew exactly what she wanted from up there. I wake up to her having chewed off the whole grip and is holding it in her mouth pointed right at me.(it was loaded btw) it was the first time I was ever robbed by a dog. When she was with my ex, she ate his brand new couch, his wallet, his game controllers, all within like a weeks time, which is how I got her back. It was the only way to keep him from pressing charges against her lol. She would have been great to have around during covid, if I leave the bathroom door open (which I obviously do cause it won't stop her anyway) she is capable of fitting a whole toilet paper roll in her cheek like a squirrel, and then spreading it out evenly across every square inch of the house, I've never seen toilet paper stretch that far. She also uses said smuggling techniques (which I can only assume she learned from some cartel somewhere) to smuggle dead anything into the house, and hide it under my pillow. A fox started eating chickens around the neighborhood, and she brought back and very skillfully hid all of the dead chickens, as well as the fox. A true apex predator if there is one around here. Anyway I just thought that this is way too much pain and suffering to go through without at least sharing the story for you guys, also it's worth noting that aside from a few jokes these stories are not exaggerated, If y'all hear about a someone that got shot by their dog, itll probably be me