So I was in my shop at work having a conversation with 2 friends and suddenly I felt a huge fart coming down the pipes. So I stood up quickly from my office chair, lifted my leg, and laid on the trumpet. Unfortunately, as soon as I released the pressure, I fell back into my office chair and passed out, snoring unconscious for about 5 seconds. Needless to say, after asking if I was ok, my buddies started roasting me mercilessly. Good times at work!

Edit: hilarious responses, everyone, thank you! Also, to everyone telling me to go to the doc, I get regular checkups and this is not a common occurrence. My blood pressure is very healthy. I was sitting in the same position that chair for quite some time and then very suddenly got up and immediately pushed a fart out with a not insignificant amount of force. Honestly, I’m just glad I didn’t shit myself or my 2 friends might have actually died laughing.