Alright. Well one time I grew cannabis on a weed farm once while traveling the west coast of the USA and in doing so I lived a very different life than most city folk could possibly imagine. Being a farmer is hard work, but very fulfilling. One time fate decided that a milf had a crush on me so she got wasted and showed up to our spot. Then took me back home with her and after we had sex and someone pulled up in the driveway. I’m not sure if you’ve been out on the hill before but when someone pulls up unexpectedly at 1am and you’re on someone else’s property in a place where you could be shot and buried and no one will ever find out… It’s different. My survival instinct was to hide and so I waited in the bathroom while he had my immediate sloppy seconds. The walls were thin so I could hear everything that was going on. I eventually got service and reached out to my friends to drive over and come distract him while I grabbed my pants. Then immediately when they arrived and he drove down to investigate I booked it into the forest. If you’re wondering why I didn’t do that earlier besides the potential gun threat well then it’s because I heard a dog. Out there dogs aren’t cute and lovable anymore. They’re dangerous, fast, and will rip your throat out. I waited in the forest almost butt ass naked for about 15 minutes before my friends found me.