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How does a ragtag amateur gamer in need of a shower

Somehow defeat a global superpower?

How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Leave the frozen temple waving Betsy Ross's flag higher?

Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!

A foreigner you know and love who's unafraid to blink in!

He constantly confusin' confounding Korean bonjwas

Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Protoss!

NEEBLET!

I'm fightin’ Patience at his main

Teachin’ him the meaning of his name

NEEBLET!

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em

DT drop 'cause he about to lose the game

NEEBLET!

Watch me engagin' em escapin' em disruptin' em, I'm-

NEEBLET!

I go to Ting for more funds

NEEBLET!

I’m coming back to beat

Byun

And Zest

Don't let me get tempests

We put some hopes in PtitDrogo,

But his phoenix whiffed their lifts

We can end their reign at Blizzcon, beat them across the sea, but

For this to succeed we need someone else with Neeb

Let's go!

ELAZER!

'Cause he knows what to do with the swarm

Ingenuitive, impressive in form, I mean

ELAZER!

Sure he threw a couple games against TY,

But seriously you gotta respect this guy

ELAZER!

He's who no one expected

He mastered the ZvZ matchup

He wrecked it!

ELAZER!

But don't forget, there's one last guy

Protoss terror SHOWTIME

Protoss terror Showtime

Protoss terror Showtime

You know he's got a perfect record

4 and 0 against Koreans

Seriously, who can even beat this guy?

Showtime, Neeblet, Elazer

The non-Korean world roots for you

If you keep on your game, together you can turn the tide

Oh, Showtime, Neeblet, Elazer

The trophy is in reach for you.

If you manage to keep this goin'

You can capture the Blizzcon throne!

The scene will never be the same

For Koreans!

(Context for anyone who hasn't heard of Hamilton)

Also props to the other half of my archon, u/notsirw, for coming up with the idea and writing about half of it.

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