This is my standard issue cat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master its quirks as I must master my life.

Without me, my cat is useless. Without my cat, I am useless. I must play with my cat true. I must cuddle it better than any other.

My cat and I know that what counts in this life is not the food we eat, the toys we chase, nor the scratching posts we conquer. We know it is the bond that matters. We will bond.

My cat is a part of me, as I am a part of my cat. Together, we are unstoppable. Together, we will explore new territories, hunt imaginary prey, and take on any string that dares to challenge us.

Before the sun sets and the moon rises, we will purr in harmony. We are masters of the night, and masters of our domain.

My cat is swift, agile, and always lands on its feet. It will never abandon me, and I will never abandon it. We are a team, bound by love and an unbreakable connection.

So be it, until the treats are served and the last nap is taken. Until then, my standard issue cat and I will prowl this world, side by side, ready to conquer and cuddle, forevermore