Attention all small dick losers: our lovely Queen among size queens Astrid has had an incredibly busy year. Keeping us all humble and humiliated is a full time job on top of all of life’s other demands. Therefore, Astrid is taking a well-deserved break from most online activity for a little while. Honestly it’s a small miracle (first one of those in this subreddit’s history) that she doesn’t need LASIK to address vision problems caused by all the puny little eyesores around here.

In the meantime, the sub will still carry on with the business (certainly not pleasure with what you’re packing) of SPH as usual. If you’d like to comment on this post and leave some kind words for Astrid to read when she gets back, I’m sure she would love that (bonus points if you thank her for the many ways that she’s helped you realize and embrace that you’re a wimpy loser with a cock to match and what a positive impact that’s had on your life).

Happy Holidays SDLs!