Hello everyone! We are looking for some items, if you have them we will pay for them and you will smile! (It's true). We also have some items for sale.

Buying

• Gold (solid gold blocks preferred) Price: Our 1 diamond block for your 8 Gold Blocks

• Unbreaking 3 books. Price: Can be discussed.

• Protection 3/4 books. Price: Can be discussed.

• Enchanted golden apple (purple one) Price: 1 diamond block

Selling sales pitch Tried of dying? Tired of losing all you have to someone who beats you down like a chump? Rather flee and save your items? Well friends have I got the item for you! Our patented Enderpearls! These babies can teleport you as far as you can throw, YES my friends you just need to throw these and when they break on the ground you will be teleported to that place! How does this work you might ask? MAGIC, yes my friends real magic!

"Well Dr Taco, how would I go about getting one of these?" "They sound too expensive for my blood"

That is where you are wrong my friends! These babies come cheap! At the low low cost of 5 Diamonds a stack! Yes 16 escapes from death for only 5 diamonds! (We will also accept any of the items we are buying in-trade for the pearls.)

We also have some fortune 3 books for you miners, Price negotiable!

Call us in-game VilleTaco or MasterMarf. Most Prices negotiable.

^{Enderpearls, also work for you bad guys too!!! Buy today, We don't judge!}