Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

1
50 [M4F] Gloucester area looking for nice, simple fun.
Author Summary
ConfectionThat8518 is a male age 50 looking for a female
Post Body

Hi, thanks for reading.

I'm just an older fella who's always dated girls within a few years of my age. Finding myself single at 50 (and I'll be honest, its not a bad place to be), I have found myself wondering if I should broaden my horizons a little and not be so "stuck in my ways".

So........I'm looking for............No idea, I'm a "package" guy.........individual assets don't bother me.......its not about a "blonde", or "big tits" or "nice ass".................its more about looking at someone and just thinking "Oooh yeah, cute!!!"

Smiling is far, far sexier than pouting, something worth bearing in mind if we chat and decide to exchange foto's (besides........I look a twat when I pout! LOL).

Someone with a laid back attitude, and a habit of laughing at life before drawing the curtains and getting cozy with someone under the covers is kind of ideal.

So, as this is an hookup sub a little about me.5'8, well built.......and thats not code for "fat bastard", it means well built. I'm not ripped (no greek god here ladies, move along ;) ) But I am in pretty good shape for my age, broad shoulders and quite "hench" apparently...........though thats more down to my very physical job rather than being a self obsessed gym-bunny :)

I don't have a belly hanging over my belt, have been told I'm not horrific to look at, and I have a very relaxed approach to life. My job is very physical, I can see up to 5 customers a day all over the county, so in my down time, I like to RELAX! I live alone so doing whatever the hell I like couldn't be simpler.

I have a properly blokey sense of humour, and like to see humour in most things, and one thing very important to me is making feel relaxed and safe around me.

Sex wise, I'm a little vanilla, ZERO interest in anal, neither "dom" nor "sub".......just very, very horny. I like FUN, so........tickle fights that turn into a fuck are always a winner! :)

I have quite a handsome cock, apparently, no weird bends or twists in it, girthy, nice big tip and around 7 inches at full mast! (photos available, but in an effort to break with tradition........I'll wait till someone actually ASKS for a dickpic before sending it lol!!!)

I guess theres plenty more I could write here, but I think I've waffled on enough for now (well done if you got this far though!).DM anytime.

Author
Account Strength
70%
Account Age
2 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
1,319
Link Karma
1,041
Comment Karma
278
Profile updated: 20 hours ago
Posts updated: 1 week ago

Subreddit

Post Details

They Are
a male
Age
50
Looking For
a female
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
1 year ago