So, hey. What's up? Been a few years. Remember when an acid trip made me believe the CIA was training me for a mission and I started plastering links to this sub everywhere I could because that was the job of the gatekeeper? Yea, funny story, I've now graduated from the full six years of love school and actually writing propaganda for reals now. Or at least I think I do, and I'm not questioning where my money comes from.

Anyways, I wanted to pop in here from r/ShrugLifeSyndicate and my new sub r/cultofcrazycrackheads to open up about something I think will at least appear intellectually stimulating to the layman. Or not. Like I said, it's been years since I last posted here. You could all be gay Nazi's now, not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Some of my best genitals are even gay.

But, fuck making stupid jokes, did anyone notice that I've brazenly gotten away with advertising my two home subs in this post? I make conversion funnels as a second nature now. If I cared about money, I could hurry up and churn out my book so I could sell it like it's my body. But I don't care about money. I care about teaching, and I'm just crazy enough to do that with a fuckton of dick and poop jokes.

See, basically as far as networking goes, like attracts like, so by living as my exceptionally weird autobiographical character, I will find people on the fringe of culture who are real stand up people, with their incest fetishes and whatnot, let me tell you. They get learnt with all my awakening propaganda that I shove down their throats. Ok, so I haven't really tried my form of trolling for attention with the current iteration of a landing page, but when I did this same thing but more fucked up to teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health to incels, neets, and porn addicts a couple of years ago, that project took off splendidly. Looking at 100k views per day on any one post I wanted to get read, and there would be people that got trapped in the rabbit hole that was my profile who sent me messages thanking me for helping them. If I can't turn that into a sustainable business practice, I'll chop my own nuts off and eat them raw.

But, you get what I'm getting at here? I went from a worthless man to a woman about to form her own nonprofit in seven years. The CIA did that. Go Project MKULTRA! I'm a big fan of it at least. I have all this knowledge about how to use Reddit to reach as big of an audience as possible, as well as the writing skills that daily streams of consciousness have grown in my brain (not to mention the juggling, can't ever forget that ish, now can we?) Anyways, I have all this knowledge about how powerful I really am now. I'm an attention wizard! With one click of my mouse, I can pull thousands of slumbering eyes to water. Will they drink? I think so, but swallowing it is the real problem, just ask my girlfriend. I'm just kidding. No one will ever love me.

And that's what's really getting me now. It's lonely at the peak. I'm not boasting like a cocky sonofabitch, either. I've climbed up the ladder of professional Redditing to the point where I stopped looking at my feed; I mostly just use Reddit to post new content now. It's turned Redditing, which used to be a very social thing for me, into a game. Fuck number get bigger; get more people to discover you so you can start being their favorite redditor of all time. You wouldn't believe how many people have come out of the woodwork to message me and be my friend. Fuck, I gained six followers today just from a shitty advice post where I ousted myself as a weird motherfucker in the comment section. I'm past the bend in the knee daddy, I'm on fame's doorstep, which is doing wonders for my crippling messianic desires and delusions, just wonders!

Anyways, what were we saying? Something about marketing being bad and that I literally think I work for the CIA, so I'm like the devil n shit. I dunno. I just want to raise the vibrations of the garden, and I see a novel way to reach people who don't want to learn, so maybe I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, but I'm doing it for peanuts regardless. Yea! Noble life ftw. And no seriously, this whole post is an ad to my subreddits. Can't be forming a dangerous, evil cult that's hellbent on taking over the government if the leader is completely open and honest at all times. Fun hijinks ensuing...nao!