r/soccercirclejerk

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This is a circlejerk of r/soccer, not a dumping ground of memes. Take those to r/soccermemes or r/TheOther14. If your memes parody r/soccer somehow, they're fine. We parody r/soccer and football twitter and make sophisticated shitposts. Please take a little bit of time to check out our rules we have in place to keep the place on topic. Circlejerk responsibly.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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Munchin on Bayern dzeko serbia <3<3<3<3 Godzilla FC Leeds = Weeds 😂😂 (drug) Read a fucking FM manual and educate yourself! The redneck of football professional bottlers fan ⚫🟡 lactose-intolerant yank

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Which one will be remembered the most iconic moment of the sports world?

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Why did France beat Israel? Are they antisemitic?

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2 months ago

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The guy she told you not to worry about

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1 week ago

Betting houses be like: 🤑

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2 months ago

that post transfer window SLAM clarity

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1 week ago

Im not saying anything guys I will let you share your opinion

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If I speak I am in trouble

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2 months ago

Coldest Football Transition or quality shitpost?

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2 months ago

My GOAT finally winning it all

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1 week ago

Outjerked by the Wall Street Journal

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3 months ago

Zlatan is officially a Two Sport Athlete

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This guy got cheated just to become a gigolo right after

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3 months ago

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Bro is more messi than messi himself

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3 months ago

Yank lady here: I want Luis Rubiales to kiss me

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Messi def learned from Neymar

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1 month ago

La copa vuelve a casa.

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Gareth bin Ladengate has been taken on

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Sad Eden "burger patty" Hazard noises

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Fullkrug jerked all of England with 1 sentence

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Me with the Euros starting today

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Harry Kane to Galatasaray confirmed? HERE WE GO!

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This time Tony Rudiger went too far.

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Leverkusen and Madrid at the 85th min during their clash on SuperCup

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Manchester United players for sale: How much is the squad worth?

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Caption this boys and gals

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