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[M4f] my girlfriend says you don't match the bathrooms ascetic
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MischiefAndMalice is a male looking for a female
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Fine, admit it, I'm a monster.

I saw you at the bar one night, hit on you, and you laughed when I offered to buy you a drink. I wasn't very pleased by this turn of events. Im a sensitive guy with feelings and they got the best of me.

So I waited in back, hit you upside the head and dragged you home intent on giving you that drink you turned down.

Chain around your neck, 6 feet of slack and a locked to the floor, you looked so pretty! Huddled scared and naked in the corner as I pulled myself out of my pants and sprayed you down with my piss. It became ritual. At first you wouldn't drink but when you had nothing else, you took to it out of desperation. Same went for other things as well.

Unfortunately, I met a nice lady and she doesn't think you complement the bathroom well enough. We are going to have to find someone to replace you and dispose of you....I'm really sorry it had to come to this, I really started to like you, if I'm being honest.

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1 year ago