I have very few friends I talk to on a regular basis and I'd like to change that. I'm very fun (am I likely to say otherwise though?), I'm bald, and a girl dad. Seriously, I have so much estrogen in my life I've started to grow boobz lol!

I'm into music (literally all genres except death metal, although my go-to playlists typically consist of oldies...like 90s and before).

I'm pretty damn good in the kitchen, I like learning new things and exploring new experiences. I love a handful of period dramas and enjoy a good awards show, but I'm awful when it comes to sports, I know nothing lol! I'm also not a big video gamer... never have been, idk why.

I LOVE COMEDY... I can make a joke about anything, usually at appropriate times, occasionally at inappropriate times (but honestly, is there ever really an inappropriate time to make someone laugh?)

I live in Cleveland, Ohio, work in journalism but have been a small business owner for over half my life. I've worked in music, film, and the legal industry.

About 7 months ago my best friend and soul mate died and I've been lost without her. We'd make up silly and stupid songs almost every night (most of them extremely inappropriate, which made them hilarious and perfect), we talked about food, life, relationships, music, art, causes, and so much more. We were weird together, laughed together, cried together, created together and got into plenty of trouble together. I will never be able to replace her but I know we weren't the only intelligent, perverted, creative weirdos out there and I hope to make like-minded friends who can get me laughing uncontrollably again, singing stupid songs again, etc.

Odd and Fun Facts about me:

I have advanced driving certifications from the FBI (three of them)

I studied behavioral sciences back in school and it's literally helped me in every aspect of my life

I met John Legend twice, and one of those times was at a urinal.

I once held a record in the music industry but haven't been in the business in 13 years.

I'm good with accents, can be insanely articulate or talk like a pissed off sailor.

I live a lifestyle that has the Potterverse woven into nearly every aspect, but I'm not annoying about it.

I quote lines from movies (mostly comedies) and random YouTube videos often, it's a part of who I am lol

I prefer dogs to cats but currently have a cat (who I'm allergic to, but he adopted us 11 years ago and is the sweetest cat in the world)

I'm not a Trump supporter but think he'll probably be reelected unfortunately (because the only thing Biden has going for him is his lack of being Trump, and while that's enough for me, I don't think it'll be enough for everyone)

I have a large and amazing family, the ride or die kind who would give strangers the shirts off their backs. Extremely lucky to have been born into that unit.

Lastly, I am insanely passionate about those I love and I care a lot about people in general.

There's so much more but I'll save that for our chats...plus I wanna know about YOU.

If I sound like I'd be an interesting addition to your life, feel free to message me and tell me all about YOU and why you think we should be best friends forever lol