I know this isn't neccisarily the first time someone's mentioned all the putin has smoll pp humor here, but this time its a bit personal. My mom and I were talking about the ukranian situation, and then she made an analogy between one of the politicians and having a small penis and no balls. Now she does know about my small penis (when I told her the face she made looked as if her entire life flashed before her eyes) and she even said something along the line of"I know that you have one but hear me out" before making the analogy. Like normally I wouldn't think about it, but with how many size related penis jokes that are being made about the situation, it's now getting on my nerves.

Though most of the time my mom tries her best to reassure me (aparently it runs on her side of the family. On a side note I'm mixed (Jew/Black) so I don't know if people will automatically have assumptians on my size.

(context: I'm 17, 5'7 physically fit, though I have a bit of a belly, but everywhere else is normal, and have a max length of around 2 inches, maybe 3 if I try to push in with the ruler)