Being that in the states is Thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?

I’m thankful for having a small dick, so I can know what it’s like to be shit on by society. So I can know that any woman has had bigger than me, and she’s most likely thinking of them. I’m thankful knowing that I’ll never give a woman an eyes rolling back in her head orgasm, or see the surprise and awe on her face when I drop my pants. I’m thankful to BD guys for tempting my wife to cheat on me, and for letting me know without a doubt just exactly how shitty and fucked up, horrible and unfair this life really is.

NOTE: read this with 100% acidic sarcasm and a dash of venom. For reference to the origin see the bragging assholes at the other place.