New filters on the Home Feed, take a look!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

0
34 [M4F] East Washington / North Idaho Area - Small penis looking for a warm home for the winter!
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Author Summary
NorthwestNerd is a male age 34 looking for a female in Washington
Post Body

The small penis hiding in it's burrow until called upon. The penis will slumber until the mating season, undisturbed.

A monument of minuscule proportions erected in appreciation of the fairer sex, taken at extreme closeup in a vain attempt to look bigger.

Just a horny, cozy, cuddly, chubby guy and his little chub looking for a nice, petite, girl who wants to share in some fun.

I would love to meet a woman who likes my small cock and doesn't make me feel bad for it. As a bigger (wider) guy I've always been fond of smaller girls and being more submissive in nature is just a power dynamic thing I guess. I'm also a pretty horny and physically starved guy so ideally I'd like to find someone who enjoys plenty of sex and kinky fun. I would love to cuddle and fondle and foricate with the company of someone wonderful. Explore all kinds of fun positions and kinks.

I am a gamer nerd but want to spend more time with a partner. I'd love to find someone nerdy and kinky but honestly am pretty open as long as you don't hate that I play games occasionally and want to make my own game some day. Aside from that I'd love to spend most my time intimately as I've not had the chance to for the first 35 years of my life.

As said I am on the huskier side of things but am actively working on losing weight, I go to the gym 3 times a week. I am 5'9" and 320 pounds but going down. At this time I'm cuddly though and have plenty to grab. You can grab my boobs while I grab yours ;)

I am a selfish lover in that I am strictly monogamous, I have no interest in open or shared relationships or anyone already in a relationship. I'm also not really looking for one night stands, I'd rather be claimed by a wonderful woman who also wishes to be a selfish sole-lover :) Also, and I mean no disrespect, I am not interested in Trans Women and really not interested in men but appreciate the thought from both groups as I seem to get most my messages from them on dating sites and such haha.

Yes, I know I should shave by the way. Apologies, not the most comfortable with handling razers down there and don't really have anyone to shave it for anyway haha. Maybe that can change?

Author
Account Strength
90%
Account Age
5 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
124
Link Karma
61
Comment Karma
63
Profile updated: 9 hours ago
Posts updated: 3 months ago

Subreddit

Post Details

Location
They Are
a male
Age
34
Looking For
a female
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
11 months ago