So for the uninitiated, Fresher's week is the wild first week of Uni each year, crazy parties, dressing up, dares, bar hopping etc. If you happen to live in a University City, like me, you are usually very aware of when this is and if you are older, you tend to stay away from the you tend from the more youthful bars and clubs.

So this year...I forgot, and I stupidly organised with a couple of girl friends to go for a late night drink, leaving the Mr at home with the kids. We got dressed up, as we do, and headed out to a bar in city centre, and we quickly realised our mistake. It wasn't packed, but there were far more rowdy Uni students than we bargained for, many dressed in fancy dress.

We didn't pay much attention to them until 3 rugby lads, young looking in the face, but built like a brick houses, came over and started clearly flirting with us. Now as a middle aged woman, that is a compliment you can never turn down, so we divulged a little, allowing them to cozy up to us, each guy picking their "mummy for the night" as they put it. They showed us a group chat, where the admin would post a dare every so often, and the freshers had to try and complete it first. First dare was to find an older lady to be your mum, so after a group selfie, they won.

A few drinks and lots of flirting later, their phones pinged with the second dare "get or give a hickey". I mean that sounded easy enough right, 2 of us were relationships so we would give the hickeys, and the last was single, so she was happy to receive. I got into position to give the hickey and as soon as I started, his hands started wandering everywhere, thighs, bum, boobs, he did not take his time, and from the sounds of it, so did the other boys.

They suggested another place and stupidly we agreed so we called a large taxi, as it came, one of the lads suggested that us ladies could only sit on their laps, and I mean why not, so we obliged. Somehow we didn't win that last dare, so we were all motivated for the next one.

We were all on their laps, again their hands all over the place, but we were getting used to it, when the phones went off again, "collect used panties", we were almost possessed, all three of us whipping them off, all suitably drenched, and handing it to our boys, who soon were congratulated on winning.

The single one of us boldly announced that winners got kisses, before turning around and making out her guy. The 2 of us looked at each knowingly before doing the same.

I think the guys realised their luck and quickly directed the driver to their house share, and from their you can imagine the rest, 3 horny lads, with a ravenous older lady each, with paper thin walls between them, lots of grunting and moaning for the next hour, before the 3 of us were now in a taxi, heading home