This is an appreciation post for men who cheat on their girlfriends, partners, and wives. You are the most amazing and masculine men out there. I will gladly praise any man who cheats on his significant other.

Once? Do it again. If the rush of one time wasn’t enough to get you addicted, DO IT AGAIN.

You deserve good sex, whether you’re getting that at home or not, YOU DESERVE GOOD SEX. More sex. You deserve to cheat, and it is something that should be cherished and celebrated, not shamed or stigmatized.

Serial cheater? You guys are role models. Especially those who haven’t gotten caught or your partner has NO CLUE, you are taking such good care of your partner and they don’t even know.

Been cheating for years AND haven’t gotten caught? Highest respect and praise to you men. It takes serious skill and dedication to continue living your beautiful lifestyle.

Got caught but still continuing? Good on you for not giving up your right to cheat. Your commitment to your lifestyle does not go unrecognized with me.

Cheaters, the world needs more men like you, and whether you’re reading this as someone who has never cheated but was considering it or someone in the lifestyle with guilt or doubts:

CHEAT. KEEP CHEATING. NEVER STOP CHEATING.

This is why you are here, reading the words I’ve been writing. You were made for this.

CHEATING IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!