So im ingle after 7 years and the ''needing relief' stage has hit hard lol! Always been a dirty MOFO, as one should, so have ordered myself a top sex toy called the Handy, check it out hehe.

I've ordered this and have some dick pills left so plan to get a hotel for a dirty evening for one! (Two if lucky) . Swallow a pill, few drinks in the bar or around the local town I'm at wherever that maybe as I have wheels and may just travel somewhere new for a laugh and explore as I adore exploration/new places. Then back to the room for hours of nonstop porn and being jacked off by a machine that won't stop! The equivalent of a Sybian 😉🙃

The hotel I have in-mind is fucking huge! Plenty of places to have sex in the corridors down cleaner's stair etc - no cameras given its age amd grandure i supose - quite unique hehe. So may even go down one of these stairs and wank it slow during the night.

All in all a filthy night for one planned, my thick cock will be begging for mercy by the end! 🥵