We are a highly educated professional couple looking for a play partner for my wife. We are on a work/vacation trip till the end of next week and would love for an educated, respectful, articulate gentleman capable of holding up a meaningful conversation, to keep my wife company while she’s alone at the airbnb cabin. M will handle the initial conversation and vetting process. F will have the final say when it comes to getting intimate with you. M will be present for the first encounter(may or may not join). Please understand that your invitation into our bedroom is a gift; do not message us if you see it any other way.

If you’re interested, reach out to us with a comprehensive, meaningful introductory message detailing who you are, what you look like, why you’re here, and other relevant information, or we are not likely to reply. You get one shot. Make it count. Be prepared for a qualitative and quantitative dialogue. We will only select an individual who can engage us in a meaningful conversation. Gentleman willing to show recent STD testing(clean) and willing to show ID proof prior to any physical encounter, only apply. Considering you will be alone with my wife in the cabin, safety is our utmost concern. Hence, the ID requirement. Also, shed a little bit of your anonymity if you wish to be inside of her.

She is very attractive: 5’6, 125lbs, in shape, porcelain skin. Sapiosexual by nature, she is attracted to men with high emotional intelligence. She’s ideally looking for someone around our age range (28-35). All races welcome! We are sympathetic towards married men who are otherwise decent humans but find themselves in a dead-bedroom situation. If that is your situation, please be upfront and please be ready to have your spouse verify (voice/video/in-person) your hall-pass.

If you have made it this far, reply back with the name of the golden boot award winner from the recent football world cup in the subject line and we can take it from there.