Short and to the point: WMF46 couple, Palo Alto with a middle-schooler. It seems like forever now but we’ve been trying to find another couple that we can actually be friends with, but anyone who is a parent knows how hard this is, especially here.

I think it’s probably a lost cause because given the above we’re also picky. We’re both fit, so there’s that, and the guy needs to be cut and not super hairy — sorry personal preference for both of us. He also needs to be at least heteroflexible, I’m a bit curious and I don’t want it to get weird in that way. We’ve both somehow managed to avoid herpes so if you get cold sores sorry, I know almost everyone has this and I’m not shaming but that’s what we prefer.

If you haven’t moved on deciding we’re assholes, then a bit about us. One works in the public sector, the other does tech stuff but not for a tech company. We’re super nerdy and love watching Battlebots and have a full shop in the garage (bike focused) and love cooking for others, vegan to steaks the whole gambit. Like most wanna-be hipsters we have a vinyl collection and all the classic gaming consoles up to GameCube. We went to Burning Man and are still scarred 😳

What I fantasize about would be meeting up with a couple for dinner at Cal Ave., we get sitters, etc. If we vibe we agree to do it again - this time maybe you come over and hang out. If it gets late and we’re still having fun, maybe we make it even more fun. Maybe not, that’s cool too. We’re looking for couples, sorry single guys I really really, feel your pain (especially if you are lurking here) but that’s what it is.

Anyway I feel like this is probably a lost cause - too many things going against us, we’re middle-aged parents in the Peninsula. It just sucks though, seems like yesterday we were in our 30s with plenty of time to find like-minded people but maybe it’s too late now 🤷‍♂️

I’m getting a vasectomy in two weeks, so this has been on my mind a lot and figured what the hell I’ll post here and see if there is actually anyone here besides thirsty guys, bots, OF scammers and pic collectors lol