Lover with 13 years of experience seeks girlfriend for fun dates, companionship, and joy
Professional Experience
high school sweetheart 2009-2011 - delivered flowers in class on Valentine’s Day - contributed 3 mixtapes on cd for car and bedroom use - increased time to ejaculation from 5 seconds to an average of 2 minutes - performed oral sex 3x a week
college slut internship 2012-2014 - made out on the dance floor - collaborated across fraternal organizations to master basic drinking games including beer pong - partnered with key stakeholders across several majors, clubs, body types, and ethnicities with an emphasis on consent to drive the key metrics of orgasms and condoms used
the cougar 2016 - received copious instructions on the art of oral sex leading to performance improvements - learned nudist resorts are not a good fit
the serious relationship 2020-2022 - communicated vacation plans to multiple stakeholders including friends of the girlfriend - coordinated a surprise birthday celebration with family and friends that spanned a weekend and 3 locations - consistently paid for dates 4 times a week
skills Active listening - cooking - oral sex - kissing - dad jokes - dirty jokes
certificates AWS certified pussy practitioner Coursera DEEP boning IEEE certificate for the advancement of preparing salmon
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