Seasons warnings to you all!

This time of year, with the cold and the holidays upon us, it can be tempting to 'bury the hatchet' or 'build bridges' between those who have over the course of the year buried us in cheeks and boots and boobs, and busted our bridges, but I am here today to remind you that even if you are feeling charitable, even if you are feeling cold, and even if they are offering what sounds like peace for the time being, do not be swayed!

Their 'peace' is only temporary, and only to pull you into a false sense of security so they can spring their giant depravity, their massive hunger, their colossal cruelty on you and your unsuspecting selves!

Heed my words fellow small folk! Celebrate the yule with the burning of a match stick, the decorating of a car air freshener, and the giving of gifts scoured from among the capricious giants and giantesses of the land but do not fall victim to the promises of warmth between soft boobs, in comfy, nice smelling clothes, and delicious food that... they... have waiting... I SAY DO NOT BE SWAYED!

And to all of you, small and giant, I say...

Have a happy holiday!