Last thing I know, I was at this really fancy restaurant and I decided to experiment a little and try the chef's special. After hearing so many raving reviews about it:

"Try the chef's special it's to die for!"

"Really just an otherworldly experience!"

"Once in a lifetime opportunity!"

then, next thing I know I'm waking up in complete darkness. I can hear bustling and commotion around me as people rush around me, but I was still in darkness. I realized I was completely naked and I felt around and I was on a bed of something weird...

Within a few minutes I feel my entire world shake. The bustling sounds of people talking got quiet and then I heard muffled talking, between two people. All I could make out though was:

"She's all yours"

I didn't know what was happening but I knew I didn't like it. Finally the darkness was interrupted as I found out how I was trapped, I was under a serving dish, I was on the plate of someone's meal! The question became was I the main dish? or just a garnish? Something to be toyed with?

Only time would tell.