So a while back, I was going on a nature walk. I stumbled upon this lady unconscious in a clearing. She was about 80 feet tall, and she had a really high fever. I couldn't move her, so I put in the effort to treat her there. I found a bedsheet big enough to work as a washcloth, dipped it in ice water, and put it over her forehead. I set up a campsite and stayed with her for a few weeks.

That actually brings us to the present. Now that she's conscious, she followed me home and begged me to keep looking after her. She wants to "serve" me, and wants me to treat her like a dog. I... admit that could be nice. I'm just not sure what to do with that information. I don't know the first thing about owning a human pet. How do I take care of her? How do I show dominance with someone so much bigger than me? I mean it's not like I can let her curl up on my bed and feed her canned food. Has anyone been in a situation like this?