Got a tiny in your life? Wanna spice up your daily interactions? For a while there, my tiny lady friend and I were using a coin flip to determine who was the dominant one for the night. But I've got a better idea.

Get one of those spinny wheels like on Wheel of Fortune. (Or go to wheelofnames.com whichever works.) Spin to decide how you're going to put your little friend to good use. Pet? Toy? Slave? Date? Cushion? Whichever you want! If you're not about that lifestyle, and you just wanna carry your tiny buddy with you as you go about the day, you can set the wheel to tell you where to hold them. Purse? Pocket? Shoe? Some other space in the clothing? It's up to you!

It doesn't even have to be just the big who spins. Maybe you want your tiny friend to have some power. Tiny can spin to decide what you are to them tonight. Maybe you'll be the one giving your little a massage. Who knows? The best things in life are left to random chance. I'm pretty sure Mahatma Gandhi said that. Right after he said not to believe everything you see on the internet.