Are you a submissive that yearns to serve? Do you constantly want to be used while serving your Dom? Does the smell of cleaning supplies turn you on?

Then I'm looking for you!

The position: service sub with weekday/weeknight availability.

The duties: household chores, clerical work (professional dress optional), and acting as a creative muse. Maid outfit and "manic pixie dream girl" soundtrack provided upon request.

Compensation: verbal praise/worship, excessive cuddling, orgasms, all the Fabuloso you can handle... and this dick.

About me (the vanilla stuff): I make art, play bass, sing occasionally (mostly in the car, currently to Reel Big Fish and Jimmy Eat World), play disc golf, play board games with friends, hang out in the hot tub, play videogames, read, work on cosplays, and try to get into as many adventures as possible.

About me (the kinky/freaky stuff): Dom, into being called Daddy, all things anal, all kinds of transformation kinks (bimboification, dollification), petplay, humiliation/degradation, cuckqueans, rough body play, spanking, and a list of kinks a mile long. I can guarantee we'll have other kinks in common.

If that sounds like something you want, let's chat and we can see if we hit it off. If that sounds like something you want, but you don't identify as a service sub, let's chat anyway. Bonus points for petite folks that like to be thrown around, hairy bushes, folks of color, metalheads, athletes, cosplayers, tall women, and Zooey Deschanel look-alikes.

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