Hey cutie,

I’m finally laying down for the night and I honestly just wanna shoot the breeze with a cute petite femboy. Like sorta platonic but with the definite possibility that I might end up sexualizing your butt.

I’m lean and on the fit side and I have a nice beard you could play with as you cuddle up to me. Wear something cute and the perfume I picked out for you and let’s talk about life. Is it cool if I put my fingers in your mouth?

I gotta be honest, I have some degree of homosexual leanings (okay maybe like 35%), but I’m not into guys, so the more passing and petite you are from the waist down the more I’ll wanna grope you. Past a certain point it’s not even fucking gay anymore the butt’s so fem and cute, and I don’t care what you say—you’d have to be gay to not want to eat this ass. I’m really hoping that’s you because then it’ll be really fun and androgynous.

If it is you and you feel all mixed up like you’re not a real man that’s even better because I’ll be all “aww” and wanna help you feel all better. And if you’re trans I’ll just literally be doting on a pretty girl and I love that. Can I eat your butt tho? I’m in an assy mood.

Ok ima hot post now and wait a little bit and then fall asleep but if I miss ya I’ll get back to you when I wake up at 3 o’clock.

See ya hot stuff