I am a flighty sissy dropping money every month at TEMU and SHEIN on the flimsiest, most humiliating feminine lingerie and athletic clothes to accommodate my rapidly changing figure.

I am on estrogen - dose increased recently - so my hips, tits, and arse keep growing. Almost no bulge to speak of. So I need to show my growing sissy assets to my dates!

This Christmas at a party at one of my oldest friends, where a ton of my closest friends and their spouses were gathered, I made the stupid mistake of opening the TEMU app to show a gadget to a friend. He passed the phone to his wife, she to a friend, and by the time it came back to me - we were pissed so I couldn’t snatch it back on time - my search history was open on the app, showing everyone that i had searched for the following items:

lace frilly panties, breast enhancement cream, nipple covers, gaff panties, fufu clip belt, washable sanitary pads, rear-zippered capris.

A part of me wonders if my friend Anna or her husband Pavel who once caught me wearing sanitary napkins and other period products clicked on ‘search history’ as a joke. Now my entire friend circle knows what a slutty little sissy I am! They know I do drag but none of these items are drag specific.

So: this is a return to hometown X-mas movie hallmark won’t make!